Et La Vie est uh…très mal lately.
See, I still remember some of my French!
La Vie is not being very cooperative lately. Take today, for example. La Vie shot a metaphorical arrow through my head (the arrow is metaphorical because it’s a metaphor for stress and headaches. Obviously)
Metaphorical flaming arrow! OMG the intensity >.<
Anyways, since I’m a little bit too burned out to do a full-blown post today, I’ll just show you this lip look I did the other day.
And yes, I like eet. The end.
Oh, and remember those daikon slices I was telling you about?
I think I did a pretty good job!
See below:
First person to tell me my daikon slices are ugly will receive an arrow through the head. And no, it will not be metaphorical.
Update: Ok, mytigerlily decided to call my daikon slices ugly (actually she said U G L Y, but I’m going to use my highly developed reasoning skills, and say that was essentially the same thing). Since she was the first person, I’m going to change that to:
Anyone who dares refer to my daikon slices as ugly from this point on will receive a flaming arrow through the head.
~Makeup Morsels



Those daikon slices are U G L Y. And I already have a flaming arrow through my head, maybe aim for my heart?
Well no, I said head. So if you would kindly remove your flaming arrow and stand still, I will proceed to shoot another flaming arrow at you.
Haha…er, your daikon slices look sexy?
YES
LOL I always knew I liked you! btw gave in and visited Pappa Rich again today. so. good.
Gawd, I could use some Pappa Rich right now. *stomach grumbles*
*feeds you imaginary Pappa Rich buns* plus some In-n-Out for good measure!
Your daikon slices are ugly!!!! Now I hop away!!!
Love your post. It’s too cute!
hahahahha I love that you’re hopping away. I’ll waddle after you with my flaming arrows xD